Ways to show your love

If you're ever looking for new ways to show your husband you love him, try this ...

When you're printing coloring pages off for your kids, ask your husband if he wants one too. And then, when he says he wants a picture of Noah leading a pair of velociraptors into the ark, which he knows full well you won't be able to find, make this for him:

And that, my dear friends, shows your husband that you love him.

Ok, so maybe this only works in our house, but still.

Brown Recluse hair

At bedtime tonight, Evan was asking Chad about poisonous spiders and what happens to you when you get bit by them. Chad was telling him that with a brown recluse spider, the area around the bite can die and you can lose parts of your body where you get bit, like you could lose a finger if you get bit on your finger. A couple minutes later, Evan asked, "So is that what happened to Uncle Kyle? Did a brown recluse spider bite him on his hair?"

Note: Do not use this as encyclopedic knowledge of brown recluse spiders.